Celebrate The Smurfs box office victory with this equally cringe-worthy jam!

If you thought the movie was The Smurfs’ only act of uninspired, nostalgic villainy unleashed upon mainstream entertainment, then you, my friends, haven’t seen the video game…

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Epic Mickey, now in Japanese

I’ve made no secret concerning my love for Disney’s Epic Mickey. I mean, if for no better reason than it’s a sweet, sweet serenade to Disney fans of all ages. See the now unintelligible trailer below…

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I reviewed Epic Mickey!

Don’t pretend you ain’t jealous! Above you’ll see one of my favorite random thingys in the game: A decaying copy of Capcom’s 1988 abomination, Mickey Mousecapade lining the ground of the Mickey Junk Mountain level, along with several billion other discarded pieces of Mouse-related merch.

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