A Cartoon Christmas

With nearly the entire internet devoid of Emmet Otter music and video, we present a legally irresponsible solution! Finally: Listen and Download all the timeless songs you love from Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas…

This might be old news for some of you, but NPR managed to post the world’s first preview of the all new Muppet album, featuring loving covers by popular artists.

I wouldn’t have believed it myself, but the images and video below offer some pretty damning evidence…

Look, I’ve tried taking pictures of my stupid dolls and action figures before, but admittedly, I’m a shitty photographer. Lucky for me, I swiped this here Canon Rebel T2i or something from work, and Lickety-BOOM: Instant Artist!

So the House of Representatives wants to gut funding for public television and radio, huh? Well, 41 years ago the Senate tried to pull the same shit on PBS, but fortunately for you and me, Fred Rogers showed up and bitch slapped the Nixon-era Senate with a testimony of brutal compassion. Fred’s no longer with [...]

EMMET OTTER’S JUG-BAND CHRISTMAS Original Air Date: 1977 A poor otter family struggles to make their musical Christmas wishes come true

A MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS Original Air Date: December 16, 1987 SYNOPSIS: Nearly every Muppet ever created comes together under one roof for a very cliched Christmas.

FRAGGLE ROCK: THE BELLS OF FRAGGLE ROCK Original Air Date: December 24, 1984 SYNOPSIS: Gobo is having trouble believing in the Fraggles’ Holiday traditions. Is he willing to risk their lives for his curiosity?

THE CHRISTMAS TOY Original Airdate: December 6, 1986 SYNOPSIS: An extremely unique tale from Jim Henson starring a playroom full of Muppety toys come to life! A young girl’s favorite toy from last Christmas, Rugby Tiger, doesn’t understand that the holiday means that his status as alpha plaything can change on an annual basis. He leaves the [...]

Dude… Christmas rules amirite?! But as we “The Children of the 80’s,” grow older, crap like work deadlines, the price of airfare, and gift-giving budgetary restraints do their damndest to damper our Holiday Spirit year in and year out. Let ‘em try! I’ve got a backlog of DVDs with enough Xmas Mojo to keep even [...]