A handy guide to all your favorite animated Christmas classics available in Blu-ray High-Definition!
CARE BEARS NUTCRACKER SUITE
Original Air Date: December 10, 1988
A handful of Care Bears and their stupid cousins grab ass around for what seems like a goddamned eternity
BUMP IN THE NIGHT “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE BUMPY”
Original Air Date: December, 19, 1995
A little green monster who lives under a bed sets out to steal Santa’s bag of presents, destroying all his friendships in the wake of his selfishness.
CLONE HIGH “SNOWFLAKE DAY: A VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY EPISODE”
Original Air Date: April 13, 2003
In a world already inhabited by clones, it’s only natural Christmas would be anything but traditional
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SOUTH PARK “A VERY CRAPPY CHRISTMAS”
Original Air Date: December 20, 2000
The boys teach the people of South Park the true meaning of Christmas
THE BOONDOCKS “A HUEY FREEMAN CHRISTMAS”
Original Air Date: December 18, 2005
‘Tis the time of year to ask yourself: How much is your artistic vision worth?
COUNT DUCKULA “A CHRISTMAS QUACKER”
Original Air Date: December 26, 1990
When Christmas arrives at Castle Duckula, Santa gets lost in the extensive chimney system! As the residents of the castle eagerly await Santa to find the right exit, Count Duckula takes a short mind-trip into his favorite comic book due to Nanny’s dangerous Christmas pudding.
Original Air Date: December 1, 1992
It’s got singing, evil inventors out to ruin snow days for everyone, and a group of kids helping Frosty bring back the magic of winter. What more do you want?
Original Air Date: December 1, 1982
The Holidays are all screwed up, but one man refuses to suffer in silence
The Fairly OddParents “Christmas Every Day!”
Original Air Date: December 12, 2001
When a certain spoiled protagonist wishes that it were Christmas every day, only the magic of song can save the day.