Dec. 24 – Rambo “When S.A.V.A.G.E. Stole Santa”

RAMBO: THE FORCE OF FREEDOM “WHEN S.A.V.A.G.E. STOLE SANTA”
Original Air Date: November 19, 1986

The story of how Rambo invented Christmas…

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Dec. 23 – Care Bears Nutcracker Suite

CARE BEARS NUTCRACKER SUITE
Original Air Date: December 10, 1988

A handful of Care Bears and their stupid cousins grab ass around for what seems like a goddamned eternity

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Dec. 4 – The Smurfs Christmas Special

THE SMURFS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Original Air Date: Decemember 13, 1982

Two lost children invade Smurf Village and Gargamel makes a pact with Satan. Will the Smurfs be able to smurf this smurfly smurf?! (kill me)

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Dec. 25 – A Mouse, A Mystery and Me

A MOUSE, A MYSTERY AND ME
Original Air Date: December 13, 1987

A world-class mystery-writing teenager joins forces with an animated mouse to solve the mystery of who kidnapped Santa outside a shopping mall…

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Dec. 24 – G.I. Joe “Cobra C.L.A.W.S Are Coming To Town”

G.I. JOE’S “COBRA C.L.A.W.S ARE COMING TO TOWN”
Original Air Date: November 7, 1985

Cobra pulls out the oldest trick in the book: Shrinking its operatives down to miniatures and stuffing them inside Christmas toys in poorly thought-out, Trojan Horse attempt to ruin Christmas…

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Dec 23. – A Garfield Christmas Special

A GARFIELD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Original Air Date: December 21, 1987

Everyone’s favorite fat cat heads to the farm for the Hoildays

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Dec. 10 – A Chipmunks Christmas

A CHIPMUNKS CHRISTMAS
Original Air Date: December 14, 1981

Alvin’s selfless act of Christmas charity turns into twenty-four minutes of songs and deception…

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