A Cartoon Christmas

A MOUSE, A MYSTERY AND ME Original Air Date: December 13, 1987 A world-class mystery-writing teenager joins forces with an animated mouse to solve the mystery of who kidnapped Santa outside a shopping mall…

G.I. JOE’S “COBRA C.L.A.W.S ARE COMING TO TOWN” Original Air Date: November 7, 1985 Cobra pulls out the oldest trick in the book: Shrinking its operatives down to miniatures and stuffing them inside Christmas toys in poorly thought-out, Trojan Horse attempt to ruin Christmas…

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE “THE BESTEST PRESENT” Original Air Date: December 5, 1985 The Pattersons lose a priceless family heirloom as well as their shot of going to series…

A COSMIC CHRISTMAS Original Air Date: December 4, 1977 A trio of aliens lands on earth to investigate “certain” celestial events 2000 years too late in this forgotten, psychedelic Xmas trip…

ED, EDD N EDDY’S “JINGLE JINGLE JANGLE” Original Air Date: December 3, 2004 Nothing like a snowy cul-de-sac to give you the Christmas feeling…

PINK PANTHER IN “A PINK CHRISTMAS” Original Air Date: December 7, 1978 It’s Christmas time and the world’s last remaining pink panther can’t catch a goddamned break…

Sit back and listen to the finest Christmas music this site has ever covered…

ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE “Claus and Effect or Yule… Be Sorry” Original Air Date: 1961-1962 Moose and Squirrel head to the New North Pole…

In keeping with our tradition of slack Saturday posts, here’s something born of failure and good intentions…

ADVENTURE TIME “HOLLY JOLLY SECRET” Original Air date: December 5, 2011 Jake and Finn, uh… do the unexpected!

YOGI BEAR’S ALL-STAR COMEDY CHRISTMAS CAPER Original Air Date: December 21, 1982 List of force cameos? Check. Child being neglected because her dad is to busy with business? Check. Add child abduction, and this special has something for the whole family!

FUTURAMA “XMAS STORY” Original Air Date: December 19, 1999 Robot Santa’s gonna find out if you’re naughty or nice…